Performer Name: Ignition Theatre

Show Name: Kind Hearts & Coronets

Show Description

Kind Hearts and Coronets was voted number 6 in the BFI list of best British films of the 20th century! This brand new stage version is adapted by Derek Webb from the original novel by Roy Horniman, on which the classic Ealing comedy was based. The original film starred Alec Guinness, who played all six murder victims. This new adapatation also features one actor playing all the victims. About the play: Archie Gascoyne Williams is a man on a mission.  He comes from a long, illustrious (and very wealthy) family – that of the Gascoynes – through his mother. But she was disowned by the family because she married beneath her rank, by marrying a travelling salesman in ladies’ underwear. Nevertheless, as Archie discovers, by the laws of heredity, he is in line to inherit the title of Earl Gascoyne (and the family fortunes) should the intervening Gascoynes die. So he decides to set about working his way up the family tree until he inherits the Gascoyne fortune by the simple expedient of murdering those members of the family who are in his way.  And, besides having his eyes set on the Gascoyne title, he also has his eye on Sibella, the extrovert, sexy sister of Archie’s best friend Grahame Hallward, as well as Edith Gascoyne and a nursery maid. Life’s never simple, is it?

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Basic lighting kit and PA system only required. sound cues will be provided with QLab connected to venue's PA system.
Performance are approx: 5m x 4m x 3m high, 13 amp sockets. Get-in 4 hours, get-out 1 hour.
We will provide a good quantity of A4 and A3 posters together with fliers to promote the show.
Ignition is based in Wales and looks to encourage the transition of new writing from script to stage, producing plays that have both high artistic integrity and popular appeal. Then latest play is a stage adaptation of the classic Ealing comedy ‘Kind Hearts & Coronets, which is available from September - October 2026.